| Just ran out to Best Buy be back in a couple of | | | | friend tells us that he had noticed a particular |
| minutes… (Part 1) | | | | fellow who appeared to be enjoying himself with |
| Thats right on the heels of my non sequitur | | | | the talent (thats the dancers) but otherwise not |
| throw away question: Does anyone still pull the | | | | really bothering anybody says he may even have |
| old, I am going to the store for some milk and | | | | had a tasty sammy himself. |
| disappear? I read a new modern day version. | | | | When all of a sudden a local police officer enters |
| A Pastor went missing from a New York state | | | | the Club in uniform and starts looking around |
| church. He had apparently told his wife he would | | | | walking through the Club. This is never a good sign |
| be right back he was going to Best Buy. Yea | | | | in a fine Gentleman establishment such as that |
| thats right the Pastor needed some consumer | | | | Club. |
| electronics real bad . | | | | At some point it becomes apparent that they are |
| Well he went "missing" Wednesday and they | | | | looking for somebody specific and they happen |
| "found" him or is it located him or maybe | | | | upon the guy who turns out to be this Pastor |
| discovered him Saturday afternoon. Guess where | | | | that went missing. Well they (the Police Officers) |
| they found the poor pastor. It just happened to | | | | figured out it was the Pastor that was missing |
| be a Strip Joint or is it a Gentleman's Club in | | | | and eventually they proceed to leave the Club |
| Riverside, Ohio. | | | | with the Pastor in tow. |
| What were the odds? He was reportedly | | | | Now you may have noticed that I said they and |
| disoriented and also emotionally guilty(thats what | | | | the Police Officers meaning plural when I described |
| the quote said). | | | | the apprehension. Thats because this call |
| Thats it thats all I have to say Yes it still does | | | | apparently warranted the entire Police Force of |
| happen Guys still get in that car after telling their | | | | that lovely Ohio town show up and tour that Club. |
| spouse they are going to the store (only now | | | | I think some Officers from neighboring towns and |
| Best Buy instead of the grocery store) and they | | | | even the Statees showed up. Well those |
| will be right back. | | | | hardworking girls at the Club continued dancing |
| I don't know where the Men used to go but | | | | with their typical gusto despite this interruption to |
| apparently today they go to the Club that is the | | | | business as usual. |
| strip Club in Ohio. Even if they are men of the | | | | It was also reported by our witness that he |
| Cloth. Perhaps if the Honorable Pastor and his wife | | | | personally heard the Fellow that was later |
| had ventured to rather than his trip to Best Buy | | | | identified as the Pastor ask, no plead that the |
| he not only wouldn't have been quoted as saying | | | | Officers wait till he got 1 more lap dance with his |
| he's emotionally guilty but rather Happily Married | | | | favorite girl before they parted. (thinks her name |
| and a fine example to his Flock. | | | | was Cinnamon Blonde very hot fake boobs really |
| Although I heard Cinnamon at that club in Ohio is | | | | white teeth) |
| really hot so hot in fact you may become | | | | Anyways after that last dance after what |
| disoriented so be careful. | | | | reportedly seemed like forever the law |
| (Part 2) | | | | enforcement officers finally left our friend to finish |
| I received a response to my last submission from | | | | his sandwich in bass infused peace (Kid Rock kicks |
| a "witness" of the capture of the Pastor from | | | | Ass). I would like to send my thanks out to our |
| New York who was located after being reported | | | | new friend for his eyewitness account of this |
| missing by his wife. | | | | breaking news. I also would like to explore a |
| You remember the Pastor who said he was going | | | | couple more issues. |
| to his local Best Buy and that he would be right | | | | Namely how did they track this guy to the club |
| back. They found him 3 days later at a Strip Club | | | | after his wife reported him missing (she did report |
| in Ohio where he was quoted as saying he was | | | | him missing right?) Was he charging up cash |
| disoriented and emotionally guilty. | | | | advances for lap dances? hey that might make a |
| Well I recently used this story in a follow up | | | | good Rap lyric. Did they track him down through |
| article regarding that old urban legend of the | | | | a cell phone GPS chip? |
| Husband going out for bread and milk and not | | | | Or worse yet did somebody Rat him out at the |
| coming back. One of our prospective members | | | | club after seeing his photo on tv or internet? And |
| just happened to be at the aforementioned | | | | oh yeah what happened at home and with his |
| Gentlemans Club having a couple of sodas and a | | | | relationship for this Pastor to just say the Heck |
| sandwich with his friends (they reportedly have | | | | with it (thought I was going to say hell didn't |
| great sandwiches at this particular Club (most do | | | | you?) and skip the Best Buy for a trip to a Strip |
| you know?) | | | | Club several states and 3 days later? |
| While sitting there eating his tasty sandwich our | | | | |