Train Hard, Laugh Hard

The real warrior does his job.walking the beat.
The real warrior does not seek out accolades orIt's important to realize that Men like these
glory.epitomize what it means to be a real warrior.
The real warrior remembers fallen comrades asThey survived combat on the streets and in the
the real heroes.jungles. They went out prepared to commit
The real warrior protects himself, his family, andviolence not because they in enjoyed it, but out
his country out of duty, not expectation ofof a sense of duty.
thanks or reward.Sadly society does not seem to applaud their kind
The real warrior never brags about scraps, kills, orof service any longer.
combat.All over the country fire departments are in
In the immortal words of everyone's favoritedesperate need of volunteers. A young person
master, Yoda...that wants to serve in law enforcement is often
Adventure? Heh. Excitement? Heh. A Jedi cravesdiscouraged in favor of more lucrative career
not these things...path. And those joining the military are called
So, how do you pick out a true warrior from thestupid or murderers.
THOUSANDS of soldiers, cops, martial artists,Some parents even discourage martial arts and
athletes, and other assorted toughies?self defense training because they don't want
Simple. The ones that make you laugh hardesttheir children to get hurt or become violent bullies.
are the toughest.Recently, an anti-war activist, Jesse Adam
It's absolutely true. The toughest men I've metMacbeth was arrested for falsifying documents.
throughout my life always have the best sense ofHe claimed he was a medal-winning Army Ranger
humor.who had serviced in Iraq.
While they never brag, and rarely talk of courageHowever, not only didn't he serve in Iraq, but he
and honor, they often share their knowledge andwashed out of boot camp 6 weeks in.
experiences through humorous accounts of theirConjuring up completely false accounts of orders
adventures. Even when it concerns the mostto commit atrocities against the Iraqi people, he
dangerous and deadliest of situations.touted stories of killing and violent mutilation in an
A few years ago, I was visiting an injured friendattempt to further his cause. But like many "fake"
in the hospital who mentioned that the gentlementough guys, he was eventually called out on the
in the next room were "absolutely hilarious", andcarpet and exposed for the fraud he was.
that I had to stop in to say hi. As it turned out,In the martial arts and self defense arena,
one was a Marine who had served in the Pacificinexperienced "tough-talkers" are unfortunately
during WWII, and the other man had been athe rule, not the exception.
Navy SEAL and street cop.99.9% of all martial arts instructors have never
The older man was modest about his service, andbeen in so much as a kiddie playground scuffle,
simply told funny stories of his goofy friendsnever mind a drag-out fight for their life.
from basic training and in his squad.They teach theorized, unproven, nonsense that
Like most tough bastards, he didn't go into muchgives practitioners a false sense of confidence,
detail about his combat experiences, but it wasand a dangerous "untouchable" attitude that will
blatantly obvious that he was in it deep as a fewget you killed if attacked by a hardened criminal.
of his stories revolved around to hand-to-handAnd when protecting your family or your life, is
combat and cleaning his bayonet.not the time to find out that "Master Yells-A-Lot"
The other man was a Vietnam Vet, who wasreally is "Master Full-of it".
involved in the Navy's transition from UDTsREAL self defense is ugly, violent, and brutal...which
(Underwater Demolition Teams) to the SEALsis why those of us who've experienced it, dealt
(Sea Air Land) in an effort to become even morewith it, or teach it have to balance it all out with
effective in unconventional warfare.humor.
He was also a police officer for one of the dirtiestWhile there is nothing funny about death, war, or
and most violent towns on the East coast.violence...real "tough-guys" train hard and laugh
And again, this combat hardened tough-guy,hard. Because when it's all said and done, the
completely downplayed his service by tellinglaughter is what our friends and family will
stories of what he and his buddies did for fun toremember...Not the violence.
keep themselves entertained during the war and